ok, m still ALIVE!

Yea, folks m still existing on this planet very much! There have been numerous incidents which I thought of writing on my blog ,but to get my lazy ass to type a few words was a real pain and I finally forgot about my blog, once in a while when i remembered it was again the same deal.

Ok ,I know you wouldn't give a damn for why I wasn't there anyways I will just paint a faint picture of whats been happening in my life.

I got placed in a company,hope I will join it if it doesn't ditch me .
I have become a better Atheist, I mean I'm in a position to put forward strong arguments in my favor.
Saturdays are being spent on Mansion House .
Sundays are lost in Saturdays excitement.
I became more lazy and put on 2 kg.
No great strides on opposite sex front
I became a movie buff ,yea who wouldn't with a 320GB HD?
and got addicted to facebook,rgv's blog , I learnt a great deal about famous philosophers on existentialism.
I have tried to learn guitar but the plan was in dust instantly hopefully it gets fulfilled in holidays.
I again forgot Kiran's B'day.
but got more into hard rock and discovered some really cool bands.
coming new year is again going to be flooded with lot of resolutions folks..

A twist in the Tale

I have been a fuck up since I passed class 10th (ofcourse academically), I mean not a disastrous fuck up,but an average one,I wouldn't mind if I were a disaster or Super smart the problem is I was an average fuck .One problem I always have with Life is I can't stand averagism(does it exist?) **ok my vocabulary sucks**

Either I had to be in the sky or at the nadir,I can't be suspended in the mid air like a helpless spider, a hanging body from the willows,or something else which is the result of two forces acting in opposite ,I don't wanna live on the mercy of the two forces in agreement with each other ,don't wanna live being tore apart by the two forces each and every moment and praying that they coexist.After all this is my life and I wholly own it.John Galt ( Atlas shrugged) taught me how the crude and irrational world acts against the rational people,how the irrational and senseless people feed on the minds of the intellectuals,of how the symbol of GOD makes people lose their senses.

I disliked the educational system to the core,especially in mediocre colleges which feed on the money and give us a handful of stinking shit!I disliked people going to temples leaving all their problems to GOD .I hated empty talks,mindless crap,and people who shower sympathy.Man is a rational being ,just like animals are ruled by their instincts man can't be ruled by only his instincts.every task done by the man involves complex thought process ,which eliminates choices and chooses the best .here the "best" is what differs from man to man.It is your education,environment,commonsense which tells what "best" is.

Since the education has just become the assimilation of figures ,facts,scoring GPA's,getting jobs, there is no person who can really make the "best" choice for himself.All the decisions are taken in order to be someone else or something but never do a person really realize what he wants to be.Very few people exceute their choices rationally and they are the only happy bunch of people you find in this planet.

I'm not professing that I'm the happiest person in this planet,though I know the science behind the scenes,since I'm trapped in "society" it is really a difficult task to cut out of those pulling strings which hold you like a puppet and make them dance to your tunes.Since the policies formed by the government are for the so called "society" but not for the individual in general there is still poverty .After all what is a society without individuals?

Once the policy makers realize this there can be heaven on earth.
Greed,corruption,selfishness, illiteracy, overpopulation,molestation,rapes,floods,famines,accidents,hunger,robbery,naxalism,terrorism,nepotism,regionalism,fear of failure,fear of death,fear of power,fear of dissatisfaction,frustration.

All these issues can be swept off when people realise the power of rationality,objectivism,and start enjoying their lifes.

To give you a clear cut idea on objectivism I would suggest you to read
1.Fountain head
2.Atlas shrugged . by Ayn rand.Later you can delve into others.

PS: If you have lived your life without reading Atlas shrugged then you haven't really lived it!


Atlas shrugged movie is gonna hit the screens in 2011 for more info do visit
http: //www.imdb.com/title/tt0480239/fullcredits#cast

..Some..day

Since I was young, I always fantasized big cars,the Esteems(then),the Audis ,BMWs and Skodas now. But whenever I asked my dad to buy a car he used to say he could only buy a motorcycle and its my duty to buy my own car ,Though I used to feel disappointed initially, later I felt I would drive an Esteem someday. My dad had a motorcycle( Hero honda Cd 100) since I was born,every time there was a change in the motor cycle seat color so that we wouldn't get bored of it.We used to intensely discuss for hours together on what color we need to give it,after a lot of hustle and tussle three of us(dad,bro and myself) used to take the motorcycle and give it in a garage beside the police station and eagerly wait for that cheetah skin seat to be put on it .The feeling of sitting on a cheetah is inexplicable!

The long rides sitting on the tank holding my brother and my mom at back we four used to go to our village,and I was always proud that my father was the only person in the family who owned a bike,and added to it who knows even tripling.I used to love the gyaan he used to give me on overtaking huge containers,avoiding the muddy pools,the stray dogs,the uphill gear theories,one hand riding.

Recently he bought a Pulsar and asked me to drive,initially dad was apprehensive of sitting at my back and when I forced him to he agreed to it.after reaching home he told me " You drive a lot better than ur dad!"

Take off..

Don't ask me why, because today I flew high.
Is it because I got high.?
It's not the usual cry,not the same old dye,not even a sweet pie.
Its the nature's own tie.
But I flew high in the sky, and boy give me a hi-fi,its such an awesome try.
I floated ,dived,looped,drifted,cried,yelled,laughed,moaned, in the endless space.
The sky was my play ground and I'm the sole player
I can just play this game forever.

Pressure vent..

I'm a lazy bum yet I feel I can work my ass off if I wish.
I'm an idiot yet I sometimes feel the world has a majority of them.
I don't stick to anything , may it be relations,movies ,books,studies,food,booze,chicks,dress,I just get bored so easily that I drift away and start doing something else..I think I was a dog in my earlier life..
I wanna do many things..sexy things, boring things,"wow dude" kinda things, "you are unbelievable!!" kinda stuff, "Fuck you!" stuff," ass -hole" stuff(Hindi), "ummm..ummm" stuff .."aah..aah" things too mostly but where's the time dude?

I came across an interesting question recently " what would you do if you got an extra hour every day? i.e25 hrs.."??When I was imaging what I would do I found that no matter how many extra hours are awarded I will still be the same silly guy,There is something fundamentally wrong with this entire world..may be evolution I guess .In the process of evolution people turned out to be more serious,may be after some 100 years people would see smile only in the photographs and think "Awww..what an awful expression these ancestors have?"

Why do people have serious faces? Why not every be like Joker in Batman,yea I don't mind the scars after all.
How come people like Rahul Gandhi come straight into politics and try to make this country a heaven? He is a college drop out,has done nothing except carrying the tag Gandhi, and how long are these people gonna vote based on the caste ,religgion and incentives?every day when I read about the Election issues in the paper I get frustrated.
These people never change,may be some Indian Hitler should come and set the things straight I'm fed up seeing the hungry mouths,deserted lands, dry tongues,empty bowels,corrupted hands,jobless youth, dying children.

Future part 2

oh well,i know your IQ may not be so great if you consider the average IQ of the people according to surveys it would be around 40 and if you drop readers who follow this blog from the data it would be around 10 so considering the worst case let me tell you what would be the future like to my brilliant readers as well as In-duh-viduals( thanx to Dilbert for the term)



>>>Who told women are minority and women are ruled by men?why is there a special attention towards women who actually rule the world? here is the argument
ECONOMY:
you think all the super and hyper markets are springing up to sell sports shoe and razor blade packets for men?Women are solely responsible for the economy almost 80% of the goods in the supermarkets are for women or at least 80% of the profits made by the organization would be via selling woman oriented products because they just buy them like that.

>>PROOF: Non availability of sex at all places and only at woman's consent.
I think only the fashion industry is ruled by men that is why we see woman in eye candy short dresses ,hopefully men will fight until death to remain in this industry otherwise we would be totally defeated.

>>In the future Pheromones will be invented so that you can artificially arouse people the advertisement would be something on similar lines.

" SEX AROUSAL PHEROMONES: warning may cause extreme arousal please stay away from animals!"

What do you think would be the most viewed TV serial in the future when the entire world would be working their ass off for 24*7?

A guy would sit in a chair with a chips packet for the whole one hour listening to music ,dreaming of last night's sex, his car being parked near his house and he reaching office on time.

Into the future

For all those of you who are eager or not even bothered about how the future would here's the glimpse of your vision 20x0 folks.

There are several predictions of which I'll mention some
prediction1: Sex with Aliens
prediction2:Women remain to be powerful as of now and still dominate men
prediction3:The whole economy would solely depend on women.

1. In the future Aliens would be among us and all you perverts who accidentally came to this blog by typing "sex" on Google and the others ( the brilliants) who regularly follow my blog yea you heard it right. I'm not just proposing this argument blindly because just look around you and you'll see how sex hungry people are,OK pervert I'll explain it in your own language .All the modern developments would be centered around women.

TV: to look at women prettier than those at home
VCD: look other guy seducing women
Car: To go for dates
Printing press: To draw your attention towards hot women
clothes: Not to draw more than one woman's attention because you would again feel sad for a poor performance while handling two at a time
Food: so that you can date until you survive.
Education: without which you can't read Play boy mate!
Medical field: To aid your performance and cash on your weaknesses.

So, people would be starving for sex,and then our alien friends would obviously provide a way out to satisfy the hunger.

The conversation between Alien and a human :
alien: hey sexy! i like your muscles.
human: oh that's natural, ummmmm can I touch that?
alien: yea, but that doesn't sexually arouse me.
human: but it looks soft and very bright I think I should proceed with that.
alien:I have done the same thing 3000 years ago when I was a human you moron.